drunk as a thousand Apaches

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

Alpaca

When a person or animal act a certain kind of wonderful when not under control of themselves

Last night was crazy good thing I'm just an alpaca

by Barracudabtch June 1, 2014

apache

From the Sugar Hill Gang: Jump on it!

He told me he really liked the girl but couldn't find the balls to talk to her. I simply replied: "Apache!"

by D.J.M. April 26, 2006

apache chief

Leaving in secret without telling your companions.

Knowing he had another party to attend, Brett slipped quietly out the back door. His friends soon realized he'd gone Apache Chief.

by CaffeineBlog October 10, 2005

Alpaca

An animal, usually mistaken with llamas, that seems very beautiful and will try to hypnotize you until they eat your brain

That girl was killed by an Alpaca yesterday, i told her to stay away from that devil

by euzinha November 30, 2013

Appache helicopter

Not a gender

I am an appache helicopter

by Dilmun October 17, 2017

Apache Warrior

The process of finger, banging, a girl on her period, and then wipe the blood, on her face in two hoirzontal stripes in an apache warrior style

dude i finger banged suzy rottencrotch, and she was on her period so i apache warrior her

by Richard Greere April 2, 2011