ace

1. When you take a dump with no poo residue left behind on your ass; wiping is not required.
2. A flawless crap where the poo has exited without smudging on your ass; absolutely no mess at all.
1. After i had a deuce I went to whipe my ass but when i looked at the tp after whipping there was no shit on it, I had an ace!
2. Jimmy is on fire this week, his shit streak has been unmatched with a total of 7 consecutive aces.
3. I'm so glad I had a fawking ace, I had no time for maintenance on my durf because I was in a hurry.
by Moonshine March 21, 2005
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AC

n. abbreviation for Acura (type of car made by Honda)
That chick drives a pimp ass Acura Legend...dizaaaaam!
by dmplesUT December 12, 2002
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The AC

Abbreviation for “Anal Commando;” A title given to a person (typically a male) in an authoritative position who abuses his (or her) power. Said person is typically overzealous and uptight (anal).
Principal McVicker is a real Anal Commando! He has a huge bug up his ass.

The AC gave me another detention in class today.

AC Rimmerman is a real cunt-- he nailed me with another fine today.
by Vaughn Rosenbloom February 28, 2006
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aced

to get extremely high especialy on heroin but can pertain to any drug or alchohol.
I wanna get aced but I cant find my rig
by LôKí™ March 22, 2005
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Ac

How to tell if you're a nerd:
When hearing the letters AC you think of Asheron's Call.
by yeah June 24, 2003
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Ace

by Daddy9/11 May 08, 2019
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Ace

The most sexy, charming, and sweet teen you will every meet. He has an extremely humbly, sweet, and hot personality that you will be jealous of. He will have the body of a god, I mean only muscle; the build of a model along with strength of a gorilla. The next best part is the face, a face that only shows only beauty, a face that will turn every straight gay and make every girl turn away from every other boy. Beautiful blue eyes and the cutest face, perfectly crafted. Ace's strength will be over whelming, no matter the situation, he will find a way to get through it with ease; whether it's with strength or with smarts. That brings me to smarts, Ace is also the smartest person you will have met; get's good grades and handles every situation carefully with smarts. Ace is an overall perfect human, very little bad to say about him. A man described as Hot, Sexy, Strong, Handsome, Cute, Humble, Smart, Sweet, Kind, Artistic, Humorous, and athletic. He never boasts even though he knows his own athletic skill, smarts, and strengths. He is a man capable of turning any situation into a laughable moment. Now, let's not forget that Ace will have the most amazing dick a female (hopefully not male) could ever see; hips to destroy and an amazing dick to go along with it. A true powerhouse Ace is. Almost nothing bad about him will attract anyone to Ace; whether that's a friend or a girlfriend.
I love Ace as a friend.
Ace is the most sexy human being to ever be born
by ChadBoogly February 24, 2021
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