Stealth Munter

A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.
"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "
by Russell November 13, 2003
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Munter Hunter

(british slang) A young male who goes out purely for the purposes of pulling a munter.
Gregs got really bad taste in birds, yeah he's a right munter hunter.
by Spanky the monkey November 30, 2004
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janie munter

Janie Munter

The biggest bitch and hoe. She will always use you for money and then cheat on you with a fag.
by Hello97531 April 24, 2020
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Fat Munter

A girl who is neither slim or attractive
by UnShavenMonkey March 17, 2005
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munter shunter

A male/female that provides themselves sexualy to munters. An act of kindness some might say, or blind stupidity others will argue. It does however happen and munter shunters do it.
It is also the end result of a game of shunta munta
A game where you have to pull the ugliest person in the bar. the last one stuck with a munter, has to shag them!
' that bruce....he's a munter shunter.you can see it a mile off though, glazed eyes, wondering hands.. thick as pig shit!'
by ozzy3000 August 04, 2006
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muntered, queen of the

One who reigns supreme over all fellow munters, the most trashed of trashed.
'She really is the queen of the muntered..'
by anon May 22, 2004
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chugly munter

a very ugly chav is known as a chugly munter
*Look at that chugly munter!!*
by Edd Birch August 11, 2007
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