amish bidet

When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.

"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."

by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023

Mouth Bidet

When you fill your mouth with water and spray someone's butthole

Amelia had some poo on her butthole so I gave her a mouth bidet

by Yanna Goldschlager June 20, 2015

auto-bidet

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.

I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.

by Julikins January 21, 2014

Backwoods Bidet

When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.

"Bro! Out of TP over here!"
"How about I give you a backwoods bidet bro?"
"Thanks bro!"

by LouisianaLightninBolt September 12, 2019

American Bidet

When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy

I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it

by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019

Birmingham Bidet

When you poop in a porta potty and you get some of the blue water backsplash on your butt

Steve had Taco Bell and had to poop really bad and saw a porta potty, but ended up going in the woods because he didn’t want to give himself a Birmingham Bidet

by LieutenantDangle August 29, 2021

bangkok bidet

When you realize that you are out of toilet paper in the middle of your BM and have to place your rear end under the sink/shower faucet and wash yourself off.

Dude, I forgot I was out of tp and had to use the old Bangkok Bidet, it was awful!

by Jordo951 September 24, 2017