Winner's Juice

Quaffed by Kings, Noblemen and Hip Hop Artistes: Champagne (wine)

There's nothing like a glass of Winner's Juice at the sharp end of the plane.

by One Smiley Girl April 22, 2010

Winners Soup

A soup prepared by a restaurant or other such establishment for the critique of film director famous for his Death wish movies, restaurant Critic, and piss poor Esure adverts cunt "it's only a commercial dear" Michael Winner. Usually comprised of a basic soup such as vegetable or minestrone with the added flavoursome highlights of spunk, spit and occasional faeces.

winners soup soup

by Protoceratops December 12, 2013

Winners rights

The right to pot the remaining balls on the table after winning a game of pool.

Dave: Well played, fancy another game?
Sean: Yeah, after my winners rights

by Sean2829 July 9, 2016

Meat Winner

Any female who desperately fights for some tools attention in order to get some action.

Usually lowering her standards to unheard depths. If successful she is then the Meat Winner, but a shell of a women afterwards.

Pearl is never getting Howard's attention unless she really sluts it up. Otherwise, Jen will be the Meat Winner.

by Guido4life July 18, 2016

winner's mouthful

The final mouthful taking by a competitive eater or, more crudely, the pay off at the end of oral sex

Dave grabbed the chunk of kielbasa to ensure he had the winner's mouthful ahead of Jane, Peter and Samantha.

by Fox with funky socks November 21, 2016

My Winner

The 'n' word for white people. It's also conveniently a positive thing to describe your mates.

"What's up my winners?"
"Take the strap-on off my winner"

by SonicFanLegend August 30, 2019

Urban winner

To fill a vagina/ass with an object or food and have sex with the person with the objects or food in them.

Juan: I love doing the Urban Winner....

Mark: Have you done it with ice?
Juan: Have you ever tried a Popsicle at the same time?

by Southerncherrywv. March 31, 2020