adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.
Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?
Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!
Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat
Dude #2: Yea scooter fat
Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!
Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat
Dude #2: Yea scooter fat
by Acid Tongue Ireland June 18, 2010
The person or thing in the air vent, in a movie, when the main character goes into the vent. Mostly found in horror films.
by pineapplex February 07, 2010
Any young kid (age 8-13) who roams with a gang of other kids while riding scooters, bikes,skateboards, etc. While alone, these kids are shy and timid but when with a clan of other scooterbros, they can become gay and think they own the streets at which time you must put them in their place.
The preferred way of dealing with said scooter Bros is driving by in your CAR and throwing miscellanious objects and/or yelling any obscenity that may bring to light the douchebaggery at hand.
The preferred way of dealing with said scooter Bros is driving by in your CAR and throwing miscellanious objects and/or yelling any obscenity that may bring to light the douchebaggery at hand.
by brock da cock August 25, 2008
A Republican conservative ass who used to work for the Bush Administration until they found out he commited a crime by exploiting the name of a CIA operative just because her husband disagreed with Bush's justification of the war in Iraq. His book reveals he has a strong fetish with petite, virgin preteens and bears...
by Marcos1779 December 31, 2005
John really wasn't too in to his girl friend Rachel but she gave such good hand scooters he kept her around.
by BZRRRR September 17, 2008
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by Matt December 31, 2003