Lemon

Those yellow, sour things that life gives you, in order for you to make lemonade.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

by Chris-Chan August 31, 2015

Lemon

A citric fruit used in recipes and drinks. Has acidic juices.

Lemons are used to make lemonade

by Squidzo November 20, 2016

Lemon

Describes a person who is dumb or does not think things through.

"He got a 34% on the test"
"Yea I know he's a lemon"

by Baltikdukin December 7, 2016

Lemon

Someone who is useless, unwanted, ineffective.

"Hey dude your team's full of lemons"

by A Turtle Ganster November 10, 2018

Lemon

A lesbian

‘She’s a lemon’

by Hahahlll February 26, 2019

Lemon

A consumer good (usually automobile or electronic) that is often secondhand and riddled with problems.

I've heard the iPhone XS was a reliable device, but I got a fucking lemon and my apps crash whenever I'm on PornHub.

by guyfawkes1105 March 19, 2019

Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts

Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018