Guap Guap 3000

Term used to describe head so good you would pay for it; and/or also that good pussy

She said it was her first time then hit me with the guap guap 3000, bro it was raining $1’s when I was done.

by Finkapoplous July 19, 2021

tit sucker 3000

Want a warm glass of milk but don’t have any? Just use your tit sucker 3000 to get the milk out for you!

“Mom I am so thirsty but we have no milk.”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”

by Bakakakakakak May 3, 2021

Andre 3000 the Giant

A mashup Halloween costume

"I am Andre 3000 the Giant."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Douche Master 3000

A feminine cleaning device similar to a standard pressure washer. Includes a resevoir for douche spray and water as well has a easy-grip handle with rotating head. Sprayer general exceeds 1500psi for maximum effectiveness and comes with 4hp B&S motor with patented one-pull easy start. Guaranteed to rid your private area of all growths and foul odor.

Russ: Hey Paul! You take a whiff of mary? She smells like a Cape Cod fishing boat. I was wondering where all the sailors where?

Paul: Maybe we should go in together and buy her the new Douche Master 3000 with 1500psi and rotating head!

Russ: Good idea! That should clear the area of all offensive things and we can dive right back in!

by BB MAK March 16, 2006

twister wizard 3000

The act of performing oral sex with both hands in a twisting motion on a male

Kayla gave Kenneth the twister wizard 3000 last night

by Kenneth staten January 19, 2023

gawk gawk 3000

a blowjob that takes your soul (in a good way). it normally, if performed properly, only needs a few seconds before you cum everywhere. is often seen in hentai.

chad: i wanted to fuck her till she couldn't walk but she didn't want to.
kyle: you should've just asked for the gawk gawk 3000 dude

by queerbastard November 19, 2020

Guak Guak 3000

To suck the soul out of a man while giving head .

I gave him the Guak Guak 3000 last night!

by 8Peanut7 December 6, 2022