9/11

The best fireworks display America has had in a long time

John:Dude were you at 9/11 Obama:ye it was a blast

by Dr P phile October 22, 2019

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The day glitter by mariah carey was released.

I wish I could go back to 9/11/2001 to experience the release of glitter by mariah carey!

by olivia bensonola September 12, 2022

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A sexual act in which a man bangs a woman and then quickly shoots his seed at her breasts (twin towers), her butthole (pentagon) and her bush (field). Only for people with big cumshots.

Jack: Hey baby, how about we get kinky?
Sara: Yeah? Like what?
Jack: How about I give you a 9/11?
Sara: Oh that's so filthy! Let's do it!

by EroticDefinitions July 18, 2023

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When George Bush was plotting the attack of 9-11 he did not expect it to become the best holiday.

*September 11th*
Person 1: I love working in the tilted towers
Person 2: hehehehaw imma blow this bitch up
George Bush: nuh uh not yet we have to wait for everyone to go to the top floor of the tilted towers
Person 2: ok yea but kys i want to do it now pretty please
George Bush: nuh uh
Person 2: fine
*5 hours later*
Person 2 & 3: ALLAHU AKBHAR!!!!
*Twin towers explode*
Person 1: Imma jump off the towers family bye
Person 1 family: yay finally dad is gone
George Bush: now i must start a war with Afghanistan or somethin
*Kills binlanden*
Person 4: I love 9-11 it is the best holiday

by Nigger1912039121 July 25, 2023

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Forget the fucking terrorist attacks! Setember 11 is my birthday, and I'll be damned that little thing gets in the way of my time of the year. Quit the mourning and celebrate me you fuckers!

Do you really think I give a shit about a city that lost only about .00017 of its total population?

by Another Asshole July 15, 2008

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