april 17

April 17
National hookup day

On April 17 you have to hookup with someone, no matter who it is

by Laniggatry May 25, 2018

November 17

National Danny Devito Day, if today is your birthday congrats!!! You were born the same day as our lord and saviour Danny Devito

{person 1} oh what day is it?
{person 2} well it’s November 17 which is Danny Devito’s birthday

by phish._. October 26, 2020

September 17

National hickey day

On September 17 you have to give someone a hickey

by bcourter September 17, 2021

February 17

if this is your birthday it’s impossible for someone not to like you. you are special and blessed and is the best friend anyone can ever have.

your birthday is february 17! can we be friends!?

amadeo

by mozartsfirstname November 2, 2021

April 17

April 17 is national kiss day

April 17 is national kiss day is when you kiss the person you talk to or kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if they kiss you first let them

by Oijjhbb April 14, 2021

17 mcdoubles

1. a ridiculous amount of burgers to order at a fast food restaurant for under $20
(should not be done whilst among very good friends, OR by yourself
there is no easy way to order 17 mcdoubles)
2. the name for someone who happens to be one who orders 17 mcdoubles at a restaurant (alone or with friends, it's regardless)

may i help you?
yes, i'd like 17 mcdoubles
.... you fatty

yo! 17 mcdoubles! come here!
god damn it....

by ifiwerearichman January 3, 2011

april 17

National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.

Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17

by Heyitzyuhboijigglz May 26, 2018