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get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mrmarszalek December 24, 2008
mugGet the get your fuckwit onmug.

get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mr marszalek December 27, 2008
mugGet the get your fuckwit onmug.

a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!
mugGet the a fuckwit genius called pinochiomug.

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.
"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"
by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021
mugGet the You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them thinkmug.

wall of fuckwit

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.
Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.
by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021
mugGet the wall of fuckwitmug.

fuckwitable

A person or entity who matches and also identifies with your energy.,beliefs, practices, morals and common interests.
My friend and I have never crossed each other.
We have so much in common, there is never a dull moment. She would also never betray me.
My friend is "fuckwitable!"
by Whitejaz January 20, 2023
mugGet the fuckwitablemug.

Fuckwit

"Dude Josh is SUCH a fuckwit."
"I have to agree bro, he is so dumb."
mugGet the Fuckwitmug.

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