The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.
Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.
2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.
2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mrmarszalek December 24, 2008

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.
Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.
2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.
2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mr marszalek December 27, 2008

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true
Todd: did you know Noah is gay
Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
Todd: did you know Noah is gay
Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.
"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"
by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.
Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.
by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021

A person or entity who matches and also identifies with your energy.,beliefs, practices, morals and common interests.
My friend and I have never crossed each other.
We have so much in common, there is never a dull moment. She would also never betray me.
My friend is "fuckwitable!"
We have so much in common, there is never a dull moment. She would also never betray me.
My friend is "fuckwitable!"
by Whitejaz January 20, 2023

by HONESTLY I'M NOT THAT ORIGINAL January 2, 2016
