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Lemon

Some weird ass motherfucker that's into dressing goth, smoking a vape, having tons of piercings, and doing out of mainstream drugs.
"That fucking dude right there looks like a damn lemon."

"Bruh this lemon-ass party was so whack but the booze and bud was free so I took what I could and dipped"
by Northern Kush July 30, 2016
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Lemon

A citric fruit used in recipes and drinks. Has acidic juices.
Lemons are used to make lemonade
by Squidzo November 20, 2016
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LEMon

Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.
Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.
by redshirtguy May 10, 2022
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Lemon

Lemon is a noun for a fool, idiot, silly person. It can also be used if someone is playing truant.
You are such a lemon
Mate I saw you playing lemon the other day
by Biscuit head February 24, 2015
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Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts
Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.
by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018
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Lemons

Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.
Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!
by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020
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