what the fudge

when you want to say 'what the fuck' but you have children around you.
Dad: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: dont swear daddy
by lschi1 August 24, 2015
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fudge face

I think I may have crossed the line when I called Timothy a fudge face. I felt bad after the words came out of my mouth, but he did punch my dog in the nutsack.
by Cragiers McCraigers June 30, 2008
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fudge factory

(n.) Synonymous with asshole, ring piece, anus, poopie hole, dumphole and scatoody.

The term 'fudge factory' is a euphemism for the anus, used by parents and teachers when conversing with children about personal hygiene.
"Emily, you must remember to wash and clean your fudge factory before getting out of the bathtub."
by Rick Roberson April 26, 2009
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Fudge Crumpling

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'
Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.
by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009
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fudge thong

When you wear a thong panty and don't get a good wipe.
"Damn, those pork and beans I ate last night really upset my stomach. I need to take a dump, but I hope I don't end up with fudge thong for the rest of the day."
by Loretta Brillo April 29, 2005
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mud fudge

a shit so bad that you and anyone around you needs to shower afterwards, while in the shower, washing your asshole, you get the left over poo that didn't come out with the toilet paper under your fingernails.

A sack-a-poopie shared with everyone.
Steve had a mud fudge and now I need to wash my hair.

Wow, what a mud fudge. Now everyone needs a shower.

Tom's mud fudge ruined my suit. Tom's such a sludge-slinger.

I had mud fudge and no one was there to share it with me so I got mad. Then I cleaned the walls.
by Josh Whitmarsh April 19, 2006
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Fudge bean

n.
A kind, typically small individual who is able to sweeten people's days by simply being around them, either through their sheer cuteness or their ability to bake a delicious treat.
n.
I was walking home yesterday when I saw a girl drop her icing container. When I picked it up and gave it back to her, I noticed she was a fudge bean.
by Igris May 30, 2020
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