Pretzel Me

Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.

R.I.P PretzelMe

agh! AGH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window*

I believe in you pretzel me!

by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008

Give Me Money Day

A non-specfic day in the year dedicated to giving the person writing this, a crisp 50 dollar bill, and a kiss on the cheek.

" Its give me money day ! You should give me some cash B) "

by Sussy. December 18, 2022

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 3, 2022

Trust Me

What your friend says before he invests all of of your money into a scam crypto currency.

You : hey are sure it's a good idea to invest that much into that randomTwitch Streamers currency?

Friend : of course it is dumbass! TRUST ME.

by Random Loser321 May 10, 2022

Me

A failure

I'm a meem.

What? Did you really expect an actual example?

by Xx_FazeNagatoPain_no_u_urmomga June 28, 2018

Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions

Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!

by Space Mom April 17, 2017

walk on me

It is a common word used my bitches that want the dick, or people that want to get knots out of their back

Bitches using it:
Oh daddy yes walk on me I want that dick and I know you want this vagina

Knots: I need to get this knot out, can you walk on me?

by Frankrm September 23, 2017