Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

me

not you

I'm me.

by the average person on Earth April 15, 2023

THATS NOT ME

tuffest song ever yeah. made by dose yns skepta and JME yeah.

NAH THATS NOT ME ACT LIKE A WASTEMAN THATS NOT ME SEX ANY GIRL NAH THATS NOT ME LIPS ANY GIRL NAH THATS NOT ME YEAH I USED TO WEAR GUCCI PUT IT ALL IN THE BIN COS THATS NOT ME TRUE I USED TO LOOK LIKE YOU BUT DRESSING LIKE A MESS NAH THATS NOT ME

by funnydoodle1 July 25, 2025

Me

A valid answer for people

Guy:Who are you
Me:I am me

by eheheheheeeee May 8, 2023

pick me

A girl who craves attention, is clingy. She decides to be a total arse to people, and then plays the victim.

Wow, Marcie is such a fucking pick me girl. I hate her guts.

by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek April 20, 2022

Packed me off

send someone somewhere without much warning or notice.

"they packed me off to the academy in Baltimore"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Group-me Turrets

Group-me Tourette (too-RET) syndrome is a disorder that involves posting repetitive words & gifs , or phases uncontrollably. For instance, you might repeatedly say Bo, state your on way to work or blurt out unusual sounds or phases in hopes of likes.

I think all my co-workers have group-me turrets

by Anonymous 202192 September 27, 2020