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No me

The alpha and the omega of all internet comebacks. This phrase stands alone as the only statement powerful enough to truly reverse a dreaded "no u" comeback. This is considered the ultimate and final demise to any argument, as it leaves the recipient utterly defenseless and incapable of countering.

An often overlooked aspect of this potent phrase is the way in which it subtly manages to transcend the common rules of language and grammar to mean "That's Not You, It's Me" AND "That's Not Me" simultaneously. This unparalleled versatility enables it to reflect all the negative aspects of an argument onto the victim whilst projecting only positivity upon those who wield it.
Matt: "You suck. Go commit bathtub toaster!"
Steven: "No u"
Matt: "No u"
Steven: "Hah, nice comeback you turbo virgin! I'm the best."
Matt: "No me"

*Steven begins pouring himself a Toaster Bath*
by ClaiborneF March 27, 2019
mugGet the No memug.

pick me

another type of pick me is trying to get people to comfort you/feel sorry for you

they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
pick me: I'm so ugly ill never be pretty, your so pretty why cant I be like you?

person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!

another version:

person: why did you slap someone?

pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(

person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!

pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
by 564nuggets December 11, 2021
mugGet the pick memug.

fuck me truck

Daym, that new Tacoma TRD is a fuck me truck!
by Locaust April 9, 2021
mugGet the fuck me truckmug.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023
mugGet the Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.mug.

me core

Used when somthing represents you
"Omg the clown is so me core."
"Omg that frog is so me core."
by Señor eel March 2, 2024
mugGet the me coremug.

SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.
Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**
by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022
mugGet the SHOOT MEmug.

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