Taking a shit

Basically saying that you are kidding but with a swear word.

Person 1 “your mum big gay”
Person 2 “wut?”
Person 1 “ lol i’m just taking a shit bro”
Person 2 “ oh ok bro”

by ToxjK December 16, 2018

Airfryer Shit

The type of food your mom makes because shes lazy, “and doesnt have enough time in a day” Such as frozen, boxed food.

“Hunny can you bring those shitty frozen chicken tenders up?” “FUCK NOT THAT STUPID AIRFRYER SHIT AGAIN!!!”

by Kosch19 November 28, 2021

shit on your head

when a person does something wrong and drives you crazy or does a funny thing you say him/her SHIT ON YOUR HEAD

A:Oh.so sorry,I broke your glasses!
B:What?!Shit on your head.I'll kill you.

by hamid panahi November 10, 2006

Shit Fuck

an inconsiderate person who could care less about gay shit that doesn't matter.

My mommy is a shit fuck!

by Gosfnsgoijsm, May 3, 2007

Total Piece of Shit

Something so useless and disappointing it has absolutely no redeeming qualities or values.

Person 1: "Why did you smash the printer against the wall?"
Person 2: "It was smearing ink all over my thesis and crumpling the pages."
Person 1: "It must be made in China."
Person 2: "Yeah, it is a total piece of shit."

by Pissed off librarian August 13, 2009

Techno shit world

The world as it is now with a lot of technology like the space shuttle, computers, cars, planes, tv's, ect. but at the same time there is so much shit in the world like millions of people starving to death every year, people in the third world not being able to get proper medical care, wars and genocides ect. it seems that if people can invent all that technology they can sove those other problems but they don't whether that is by not trying or not being able.

It's such a techno shit world.

by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009

shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.

Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.

by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011