I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023

i no no wanna :,(

i no no wanna :,(

person 1: marry me!!!
person 2: i no no wanna :,(

by starrgirll.zxyy January 9, 2024

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

i don't know juice

A non existant beverage, or at least not available to parents.

"Daddy can you get me a drink"

"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"

by jimbo the greatest 351 August 5, 2018

I boned her

Have a extraordinary s*x with a woman and her bones almost went cracked of the man's force. (You can relate if you're Shaquille O'Neal's wife.)

"She said she needed comfort"
"So I phoned her "
SIKE
"I BONED HER"

Commentor: @FrokuBabayy, from the "Supa Hot Fire ENDS the Blueface's Carrer" shorts video on YTB.

by AdiniSoylemekIstemeyenOguz November 18, 2023

I like your skechers

I tried to stop, but I can't stop
I just can't stop thinking about her
I don't know, all I remember was she wear the Skechers
The light-up ones

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

I like your Skechers, you like me my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skechers, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
Bad lil' bitch, all my drip make her drool
Brand new whip, come and sit in the coupe

Hmm, I just wanna make you mine
Hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise you it all be fine
I just wanna make you mine
Hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise this gon' be alright

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

I like your skechers…

by ur-_-mom October 18, 2021