telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

Rid'l me dis

Explain a complex issue

Rid'l me dis in detail.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

<.7.9.7.8>I Do Not Kill Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.8>I Do Not Kill Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.8>I Do Not Kill Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

josh me that

toss me that big jawn

“hey josh me that dick (into my puss)”

by salamitommy June 25, 2022

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

Pick Me Bitch

Picked over and chosen last by the opposite sex.

They were both pick me bitches.

by BromanderInChief89 September 28, 2022

Me, Bryce, Ludd, Tanner

The Founding Fathers of Marijuana.

Everyone fucking smokes weed now, before it was just me, Bryce, Ludd, Tanner

by Ike Dean May 27, 2023