to fall into one's tomatoes

1. Completely loosing it. (often, but not necessarely under the influence of alcohol)
2. Literally just landing on the floor.

To fall into one's tomatoes: "Yesterday I drank to much wine and whilst trying to get in bed I fell completely into my tomatoes."

by Jamie Potterhead December 14, 2018

I.V.A Interesting Vocal adduction

The singy voice used in a general conversation to response/interactions with another person to make communication more interesting/dramatic.

I I.V.A Interesting Vocal adduction responded with" noooo, I don't want you to rub my feettttt" in my best singing voice. He said "it's fine, i will wait till you fall asleep..he's a weirdo but I get it.

by Sunnykittyshine December 22, 2018

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019

Driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

Having sex with a beautiful woman that happens to have a loose vagina

We had a great time and I ended up driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

by Chili Peanut February 23, 2019

Nour Al Maaref International School

...if you are a student there,just know one thing
.You just fucked up, big time
You've reached a whole new level of stupidity.....your dumbass got a better chance SLIS than here.
Well its too late now to go back on that decision,so might as well enjoy it while you are at it!!!

You study at Nour al Maaref International School?, you fucked up

by Mrsqueekypants2.0 March 17, 2019

why you inteligent

because filipe loves her and he is thanos

why you inteligent and pretty and i love you

by np one April 30, 2019

Murphy's Law of Intersections

"You can 'watch 'n' observe' as carefully as you please while driving and you will still miss your turn-off, and so no amount of continued 'Oh, I'm sure it's just around the next curve" tootling further down the road will bring you to it. But if you do actually decide to turn around and go back to see if you did inadvertently pass your desired intersection, it will of course NOT be 'back there', and you will subsequently find out that you'd been within just a few hundred yards of it at the point when you'd turned around, and so you simply wasted gas and time by backtracking; it had indeed been 'just around the next corner', and so you'd have reached it the first time if you simply hadn't been so gol-durned impatient."

I missed my turn-off during a road-trip because I was carefully watching out for traffic and thus never noticed the side-road I wanted --- classic case of Murphy's Law of Intersections!

by QuacksO May 18, 2019