your

First grade chimpanzee for "You're"

1> Your an moron.
2> Shut the fuck up you fucking fucktard.
1> Dar?

by MoonKnight October 10, 2003

Whats your math

What Is Your Phone Number.

Yo Shorty whats your math.

by Lavelle November 26, 2007

When your pizza rolls are done

When you are happy in life

My girlfriend said she wasn't pregnant and it was like when your pizza rolls are done.

by ITS LAINEY BITCHES June 30, 2015

up on your tit

when a friend or associate incessantly stalks you with a shitload of texts, emails and/or phone calls;

when somebody bugs you so much they're like a little baby crying for the tit

having to deal with an extremely high maintenance person

susan: what the hell, doesn't he get it? My phone is blowing up and he keeps facebooking me every 5 minutes

sandy: that dude is all up on your tit

susan: no shit

by droidette September 20, 2010

National kiss your crush day

On this said day you shall kiss your crush, come on don't be a pussy kiss him/her

you:*kiss*
Crush: what was that for
You: national kiss your crush day
Crush and you: *kiss*

by Tyw February 22, 2019

your mom

Retort to a negative comment. Often followed by the exclamation OHHHHH!

A-That is one large sandwich.
B-Your Mom is a large sandwich
Surrounding Audience-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by LBW23B August 23, 2005

you're a rockstar

A statement made following a success that is not measured by what one accomplishes, but by the opposition they have encountered, and the courage with which one has maintained the struggle against the overwhelming odds.

"Baby, you're a rockstar!!"

by somone u used to love... April 10, 2013