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White Gold

Sugar, as coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Black Gold.

see also Texas Tea Sweetener
Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas tea...sweetener!"
by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009
mugGet the White Goldmug.

White Knight

White Knight.

A person, generally a man, who is seen giving all their attention to one or many particular females online.

The most common places that White Knights dwell is on 4chan's random board and various online games towards the RPG persuasion. However, White Knights are found everywhere in the online world.

This self motivated acts of chivalry is not geared toward just saving the hambeast maidens, but also White Knights have been noted to follow the rules adamantly in hopes of either becoming a moderator/admin or just flat out want to spoil the general online population's fun of bending the rules.

White Knights are not fun, but instead stuffy, boring, and an unusual hatred towards their fellow man for being selfish, crude and misogynists, in other words: All the fun things in life.
Anon: Let's have fun teasing this hambeast on livestream!
Anons: Yeah! Let's do it!
White Knight: Halt! In the name of chivalry, you foul heathen misogunists will burn as I save the maiden with kindness and give her solace with compliments!
Anons: Eat a dick WK, stop killing our buzz.

Anon: *reading rules* No swear? Fuck that shit!
White Knight: You there! You have broken a rule! I shall report you to the nearest moderator for correction!
Anon: Eat a dick WK, you can't tell me what to do because you're not a moderator.
White Knight: Just because I don't have a tag in front of my name doesn't mean I can't uphold the law! I AM THE LAW!
by JamesCDenton February 10, 2012
mugGet the White Knightmug.

white bitch

Any white woman alone in a black neighborhood, used by teenager blacks, often derogatorily when the woman pays scant attention.
That white bitch ain't happenning bro! Forget it.
by sayak September 30, 2006
mugGet the white bitchmug.

Shaun White

An uberhot professional snowboarder with flaming red hair and hella medals.
Shaun White rocks my socks.

Anyone who can pull a 1080 like that must be good in bed.
by Alli June 9, 2004
mugGet the Shaun Whitemug.

white stuff

Snow. Precipitation in the form of small ice crystals.
According to the weather forecast we'll be getting plenty of the white stuff tomorrow.
by Arschlöchli October 14, 2006
mugGet the white stuffmug.

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.
The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.
by Shawn January 16, 2005
mugGet the White Soxmug.

white nigger

Unlike a wigger, which is a white person who thinks they are black, a white nigger is a white person who is treated as if they are black by other white people, i.e., disenfranchised by the government, looked down upon by posh society, etc. It was a term rock critic Lester Bangs used before the word "punk" came into common usage.
Christian Davidstevenson: "Hey, do you wanna go take E and wrap a Jaguar around a tree?"
Benjamin Finkleburgenstein: "Yeah, let's see if we can hit any black kids while we're at it!"
Christian: "Nah, we already killed all the black kids at our school, remember? Guess we'll have to go for the white niggers instead."
Benjamin: "To the library!"
by IMustNotThinkBadThoughts October 27, 2008
mugGet the white niggermug.

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