Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019

Dole whip

Someone who is soft. A coward. A chicken.

1:" hey man you tryna fight?"
2: "he probably scared."
1: yeah, dole whippp!!!

by Coolpandax February 20, 2019

Sick Whip

Your piece of shit car that you call a sick whip, when in all reality, it's a hoopty.

Person 1: Dayum look at my sick whip!
Person 2: I hope you're referring to the Ferrari or the Lamborghini parked next to that crappy Batmobile that I REALLY hope you aren't referring to..
Person 1: Damn straight, and that "piece o' shite Batmobile" is my sick whip bro!

by RedRabbit1987 March 6, 2019

Dole Whip

Using pineapple rings as an Elizabethan collar to accessorize one's junk, meant to be eaten. Can be enhanced with whip cream or cool whip.

Timofy was feeling frisky, so he put on a dole whip.

by bobby.california March 31, 2019

Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.

Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip

by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019

Pistol whip

A way to still fuck somebody's pretty face up even if you hit like a vegan.

Vegan guy/girl- Yea, I might hit like a vegan, but my pistol don't. What you think I hit like when I pistol whip you bitch?

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019

Ruby whipp

A jye loving ass nigga who likes dick in her mouth and loves Zach until he sucks his toes

Bobibo ruby whipp

by Krjfdisiskskwososks October 11, 2019