by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.
Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.
Adrian: Nope!
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.
Adrian: Nope!
by Göbert August 13, 2025

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation
John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"
by KyleWho? September 14, 2019

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022

Slang for might as well
by WhadCalsh32 June 17, 2018

by Zed Numar July 14, 2021
