Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.
Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!
by Göbert August 13, 2025
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Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation
John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"
by KyleWho? September 14, 2019
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spree-wells

bitches ride and get busted like hell
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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Mitters well

A: I’m going to the bathroom

B: I mitters well go too!
by WhadCalsh32 June 17, 2018
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Believe well

Believe well, friend, it was nice seeing you...
by Zed Numar July 14, 2021
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