weak male

typically male feminist, simp, cuck or male with predatory behavior towards others

don't be a weak male

by Agragol March 18, 2022

Early Weakness

Someone who starts to slow his drinking rate at the beginning of a large session as a symptom of feeling the effects of alcohol.

Although it was only 7pm and everyone else had finished their drinks, John was showing an " early weakness " as he struggled with his half a pint.

by Mark July 11, 2003

Fake Wake

The act of trying to sound wide awake and chipper when called and woken out of a deep sleep, including the disguising of morning grovel voice.

8:30am. Phone rings. Bill, dead asleep, picks it up:

Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.

by Nuts & Berries August 20, 2009

goon wake up time

the time when goons usually wake up, generally late and belligerent.

if from ole miss term used is goon rush hour (5:00)

man theese goons be strait merkin... is it goon wake up time?

by thatolemiss nigga November 12, 2009

katie wakelin

Katie is not the best person in the world she would rather eat nutella at home on her own rather than go out to play, she also loves to eat ice-cream along with brownies. She has a lot of flubber lubber. She likes to hang around friends and have a laugh but dont be drawn in by her laugh she is a sour girl inside she will kick your dick in so it hurts

That katie wakelin she'll kick your dick

by Mohsin hashmi February 24, 2017

skate the wake

Another way to say wakeskating ..

Yo the lake is butter smooth .. sponsored by windex. Lets go skate the wake

by Grizzy Grass August 1, 2007

Wake up call

You need find a random house, silently break into, locate random target, preferably female. When the target has been found, the aggressor then will be violently slapping with willy a victim over a face while she is sleeping. You are slapping her until she will wake up while singing "wake up call."

(Hotel reception, boss): "Do not forget to make a WAKE UP CALL in the morning!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"

by Peter Vyzinkar January 12, 2009