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Where’s my dad? He’s Not Here
by SoftLegz June 4, 2020
mugGet the Not Heremug.
When your on Urban Dictionary and feel the need to change your username whether it be annoyance, it growing old, people making fun of it, wanting to spice it up or many other reasons.
Guy: I think I don't like BigFatChunkyHairyBalls as my username anymore considering all of my family is seeing my definitions
*Opens up handle.save.php on Urban dictionary*
*Clicks Click here to change your handle8
Guy: How about I change it to supaman?
Guy: Oh, it's taken
Guy: How about 342942340240234?
Guy: Yippee
by q1z September 13, 2022
mugGet the Click here to change your handlemug.
This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.
Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020
mugGet the Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Nowmug.
A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023
mugGet the I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta assmug.

Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture
When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
mugGet the Hello (insert handle here)mug.

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