Breakup Virginity

The first time you have had sex with someone else after a break up (virgin or not).

I lost my breakup virginity last night after the clubs... I hadn’t had sex since my ex

by Shishigoose May 24, 2021

virgin bathroom

A bathroom that has been freshly cleaned, and not yet sullied by anyone else's disgusting, regret-filled, morning-after-a-12-pack dump.

There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.

I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.

by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017

virgin and chill

Watching Netflix and having it in the background while masturbating

"I'm gonna Netflix and chill"
"Fuck that shit, I'm going to virgin and chill, that way I don't have to fuck the same girl I masturbated to everyday for 3 months."

by [e-mail] April 4, 2016

after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016

Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.

Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.

by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015

kyla virgin

a type of virgin that you tell people about. has a iphone 8+ lives in lang and spends her daying being mean about her new phone. if u are a kyla virgin you get a c to b average in school. wears alot of champion has strawberry blonde hair, and vapes everyday. if any of these things describe u u prolly are a kyla virgin so watch out

oh look kyla is a virgin
i think hes a kyla virgin

i think thats a kyla virgin

by juicewrld666999 June 25, 2019

Virginity Gnome

A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.

Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.

by Dr. Gnome January 2, 2012