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van Eeden

literally the best surname in the universe. If you know anyone with this surname never let them go, they are the sweetest kindest person ever and you know they will be there for you but if you betray them they will never forget.
"Damn I wish I was a van Eeden"
"Yea me too, who would not want to be?"
by mickylolo June 14, 2022
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van der Mik

best damn last name there ever is, ever was, ever will be!
that girl has van der Mik written all over her face, she;s the bomb!
by Momoko16 October 18, 2008
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Van Ginkeled

When an NFL team is victimized by a big play from linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel of the Miami Dolphins.
The Washington Commanders got Van Ginkeled for a pick six yesterday against the Miami Dolphins.
by Taekwondoka December 4, 2023
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King van

Who
Who as in who the fuck is king van
by C red December 29, 2020
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Ted Van Buren

a business mogul who dominates the sports and entertainment sector of southern chester county. He owns, operates, and manages several buildings in the area, most famously the United Sports Training Center (yes george w. bush spoke there).
Goetz: Let’s all go to USTC. Sometimes Ted Van Buren hands out 100 dollars bills to clients!!!

Manny: Bet. I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not that rinky dink hole in the wall hockey rink over at the Chester County Sports Arena.
by dr gummy March 19, 2021
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van presley language

my hot wife presley’s personal language, its the best language ever, and deserves more credit <3
Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )
by ivyy !! April 14, 2022
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van Gogh

1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.

2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.
(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)

Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?

Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.

Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)

Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....

Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.

Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.

Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!
by The RussSh September 9, 2018
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