Twincident

Accidentally becoming pregnant with twins.

Joe: Is she pregnant? Didn't you use a condom?

Sam: Yes I did and it's twins. It was a twincident!

by Twincident November 27, 2011

twinkying

when you cut a twinky in half and stick it to something

I hate that teacher, I was considering twinkying his car later

by Lark Anderson May 13, 2012

Twinter

When no one retweets you for a while on Twitter.

It was a long and dreary twinter, but Tim retweeted my wiener joke and all was good again!

by @catfur July 4, 2012

Twinger

A twinger is someone with red hair that looks just like you or someone you know. They are your red headed clone and are more often than not a complete stranger.

"The other day I was walking down the block and I saw my brother's twinger!"

"His what?!"

"His TWIN-GER. His ginger twin. Someone who looked JUST like him, but with red hair."

"Hmmm, I wonder if everyone has a twinger...."

by Teressa S November 2, 2013

twinpressing

When you notice that someone changes the way they do there hair act or dress for a guy, and you did the same change. Usually happens when a guy that two girls like admit what they like in girls. Example: curly hair or short shorts.

Dude: did you see Hannah and Brittany today?
Other dude: yeah they're totally twinpressing on you!

by allons-ycompanion March 16, 2015

Twinken

The guy in your workplace who hides a box of Twinkies in his desk drawer, doesn't ever share, and denies ever eating Twinkies.

Hey, are you Twinken around on me again?

by cramroop May 11, 2016

Twinsies forever

Twinsie forever or tsf is when two person can easily relate stuff together forever.

Oh my gad gurl, like did you see that new jean?
Oh my gad, yasss love it gurl

Sameeeeeee Twinsies forever!

by mjhn.no.swag June 19, 2016