Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.

"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."

by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019

tweakin

when someone does some stupid shit while they high as fuck

ey wtf bruh chill u tweakin

by rodddneyyyy May 1, 2019

Taking a lane

Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.

*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.

Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”

by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019

twiking

When your hiking during twilight.

ciara: mom I wanna hike but its too late

mom: we just have to do it during the twilight time, right before the sun goes down

ciara: ohhhhh twiking thas coo

by ciaraxxgalvezz August 5, 2019

Taking a Pitts

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.

“Hey man I think I’m gonna be taking a Pitts this weekend”
“Man go to hell”

by Go’on August 7, 2019

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.

Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”

by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019

Tweaking of a soy bean

A person that is tripping of a soy bean

That bitch tweaking of a soy bean right now

by Tweaker Dave October 7, 2019