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Tony Blair 

UK PM - Labour Party
aka useless
i once bombed iraq you know john ...im the killer now
Tony Blair by Gruffy March 19, 2005

Tony Blair 

C'mon blair eat my dick !!!
Tony Blair by Assasins os sin November 26, 2003
a guy who is so slow and stupid. he ask stupid questions and cant speak properly. he smells really bad even if he sprays deoderant he would still smell fuckin like shit. i betcha he doesnt wipe his fat ass so thats why he smells fuckin like shit. he is so shit at basketball, that if he was up close to the ring he would miss as well if he would use the backboard he would still miss the HELL out of it. When u play basketball u dont wanna go near him because he smells so bad that you would get brain damage from the stench.
SHOWS HOW FUCKING SHIT HE IS...
"That guy smells man"
"What a dumb cunt"
"Did you understand what the fuck he just said before"
"DAMN...that smells like shit"
"That guy is tony-like"
tony-like by moooka moooka May 2, 2005

Tony Hayward

An awesome chap who likes yachting, inventor of modern day massonry.
Panel Member: How could you explain that...

Tony Hayward: I am afraid I do not recollect, I do not know, I was not party to the process, I am afraid I am not an engineer, I am not a scientist I am afraid, I do not recollect.
Tony Hayward by sturmikk June 23, 2010

Tony Blair 

Advocate of the most far right interpreation of thatcherite ecomomic policy, coupled with being a champion of the most extreme left wing trostkyite social policy. Has literally driven England into the ground. Within two terms of office, Tony 'Marxist Gangster' Blair, has allowed the UK to be flooded by the garbage of the third worlds teaming shores.
Tony Blair - Englands number 1 Prickless Cunt.
Tony Blair - Englands number 1 Prickless Cunt.
Tony Blair by Laura Anderson July 2, 2005

Tony Blair 

Peter Mandelson's bitch.

Reponsible for bollocksing up Britain. Enjoys getting butt-fucked by Europe. Appointed the biggest cretin in political history to be his second in 'command'. Wife is an evil profit-whore. History will show that he and his filthy government were an utter disaster for the UK.
Tony Blair won 3 general elections. Only because there were enough people stupid enough to vote for him.
Tony Blair by The Baron Delarary October 17, 2006