matt wisnewski

An idiot who has the worst combover in the world and will never get any girls and will end up dying with 16 cats.

Matt wisnewski is the worst name for a kid.

by Jeffery chicken nuggets November 28, 2016

matt himple

The perfection being really tall.

You are really tall, you related to Matt Himple?

by GooseMN January 10, 2009

matt park

A peanut butter monster who’s high all the damn time, gives great head, but not often... Matt parks pretty chill, he’s good at cooking, he likes Oreos and people named Vincent

Matt park? Oh yea we found that dude on the kitchen floor with his dick in the peanut butter jar.

by RAVENNNN19 September 24, 2020

matt reedy

A little bitch who likes to suck big dicks

Yo she is pulling a matt reedy

by the cunt licker December 15, 2016

Matt Wilson

Matt is an elusive creature that has only been described in literature from the 15th Century until he surfaced in Middle Tennessee. Matt “Warthog” Wilson now holds the world record for most children under his care that didn’t come from his own ball sack.

“Wow... that Matt Wilson sure is a Warthog”

“Did you see that warthog raping a man under that bridge? I think it might be Matt”

by Screamlett September 28, 2021

Matt Damon

another saying for "i love you"
a cute thing to share with a cute girl.
no one knows what you two are talking about.
around friends, family, in a strange new place with new people, or just at home chillin with your girl.

boy: so i guess im taking off.
girl: alright, call me later.
boy: ok sweetie.
girl: i love you.
boy: Matt Damon!
girl: matt Damon!

by mcmaster karr May 5, 2008

Matt

Greasy virgin

Grease matt

by killerkillerhippos November 1, 2020