A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.
by cockbounce November 12, 2023

Many Vietnamese men are doing the Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning. It is when you goon and do it so long and so hard that your eyelids flutter very hard. Then you are cumming and keep foreskin closed, so that it doesnt count as ejaculation.
by Jonas187 February 2, 2025

Indulging in a deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling on the precipice of monetary release.
The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial advisor.
by JBOE May 21, 2025

A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
by Shady32 January 22, 2025

man I can't stop swatting I just can't, might have been diagnosed with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
by Anoonoymous October 4, 2020
