Unicorn

A unicorn 🦄🦄
Most Uncommon animal

Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are

Kb

Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs

Kb is a unicorn because he is Uncommon.

by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019

torred unicorn

The quickest N/A Scat Pack on the planet.

Legend has it, it used to be a factory freak

Torred unicorn is a savage

by Cammed Scat Pack August 9, 2018

sam the unicorn

Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"

"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"

by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014

fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.

Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬

by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017

Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

Unicorn's Eyelash

Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)

Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.

Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.

by DT Smith March 26, 2008

Unicorn

A HORSE WITH A FUCKING HORN
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?
JOKES ABOUT A BIG COCK IN THE HEAD?

Unicorn is bullshit, son, don’t be a femboy and go to school

by Donttouchthatsockmum March 16, 2023