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thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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drink a pound of cement

1. to toughen up
joe “no way in hell im going on that rollarcoaster”
bob “drink a pound of cement, pussy”
2. to drink someone’s dick milk, word for ejaculate or cum
sexy woman “ooohhh hey there big boy😏”
bob “drink a pound of cement”
sexy woman “ PEG ME”
“are you happy urban dictionary? i defined the word already, look, drink a pound of cement, drink a pound of cement, happy now?”
by god i LOVE bacon and terraria February 9, 2025
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Pound

Used to define extremely hardcore sex, usually so hardcore it leads to tears. The term can only be used from male perspective.
Person: That chick is really fucking hot. I wish I could pound her.
by Noelzionismus October 8, 2021
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pounding the putter

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?
by Putterpounder69 January 29, 2020
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a pound of pepper on my pizza

too much spicyness on something.

Or when someone shits on your pizza.
They put a pound of pepper on my pizza!
by Controlfreak June 11, 2017
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pound pence

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I watched pound pence on telly.
by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023
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Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
by robotmafia October 5, 2010
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