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polish sqeezebox

An act involving inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina and an entire fist into the woman's anus.
I gave your mother the ol' polish sqeezebox last night.
by Johnny2Balls June 12, 2017
mugGet the polish sqeezeboxmug.

polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
mugGet the polish hair netmug.

the polish

the polish are either violently anti-lgbt or very gay depending on the location. thats why youve seen pictures of that one pink haired femboy (astolfo) paired with this country
johann: wait, if hes polish then why he does he act so fruity and wear all these girl clothes. what the fucq i thought the polish were all homophobic
by sosotik December 10, 2023
mugGet the the polishmug.

polish gap

the bare area of your nail that grows out in between no chip manicures.
To avoid a polish gap go to the nail salon every two weeks without fail.
by Tmurry June 15, 2016
mugGet the polish gapmug.

Polish Bike Pump

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.
Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?

Jake: Hell yeah, I polish bike pumped her.

Greg: Nice.
by Literally A Fish November 14, 2015
mugGet the Polish Bike Pumpmug.

Polish KickStand

when fucking a girl on your knees and one leg goes off to the side, foot down for better leverage and re adjustment purposes
Polish Kickstand

could be off the edge of the bed onto the floor while the other knee is on the bed

Sometimes the initial position when penetrating
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
mugGet the Polish KickStandmug.

Some Polish dude

A sterotypical eastern european person described in a news article about him/her doing something rediciolous/stupid.
Yesterday I saw this crazy news article, Some Polish Dude got electrocuted by peeing on an electric fence.
by A literal pole November 10, 2019
mugGet the Some Polish dudemug.

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