Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
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“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
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Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
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