big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

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Hairy Tunnel

A girl who`s Vagina is so loose she can fit almost anything in there.

"Lets go upstairs and have sex Ashley"
"Alright lets go"
"Just to warn you I have a Very loose vagina. Its like a Hairy Tunnel I can fit a lot of things in there."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

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Hairy Cretin

A micropenis surrounded by a forest of pubes

"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"

by Holobalales June 1, 2024

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hairy moot

When a woman has an overly hairy pubic area that is easily noticeable.

"That bikini doesn't work for her, you can see she has a hairy moot"

by MassMan1604 November 16, 2023

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A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)

Hairy Otter is the best!!!

by *blink blink* April 4, 2021

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