I'm french

Whenever you do something stupid or dumb you say i'm french in a crazy/dumb way.

friend: why the hell did you just stand there and do nothing?!
Me: euuuhmmm i'm french!

by Nightbladez February 25, 2017

go french

to refrain from washing

"I think you should wash before we go to this party, you got pizza stains on your crotch and your armpits smell like onions."

"Nah I think I'm gonna go french, trust me, these rich girls eat up that scruffy trampish bullshit."

by jf20 February 4, 2009

French goodbye

Ending a romantic engagement by making a casual exit, and then never returning. A ruse, to make leaving easier.

It was a wonderful summer, but I knew she wasn't the one. I told her that I needed to go to the store, but I could tell she knew it was a French goodbye.

by Erich 8 May 14, 2017

French Fries

When referring to crack cocaine, "French Fries: are also referred to as 3 inch sticks

Yo daw, lemme grab up sum dem 20 dolluh French Fries

by HoustoneD June 18, 2009

French Tickle

To slap one in the face with an enourmous shlong.

"Remember that one time u gave johnny that french tickle and he went blind!"

by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005

French-canadians

Bunch of people living mostly in the province of Quebec. They tend to be polyglots and great travellers.

They used to run the country for the last 40 years and still think, from time to time, about splitting the federation.

They hate the French and cannot stand the invasion that is occuring since few years. It seems that the snow does not suffice to keep them away any longer.

French-canadians : the good ones

Quebecers : well, bloody separatists

by Fred December 23, 2003

french whore

A single woman who smiles at a woman's husband and ignores his wife.

The french whore smiled at my husband and did not cast even a look at me. She thinks I am no match for her or him.

by Mavis Hitler April 5, 2009