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The American Dream 

To get drunk, fuck Romanian hookers, and be Knights AF...
"No Bullshit men, there I was living The American Dream..."'Iprep get ouuuttt'"... ok there I was, I had a bottle of Jameson in one hand, an $80 tin of shitty dip in the other, fucking a Romanian hooker from the ordinance bay... just generally being Knights af.... Fuck you Gibson"
The American Dream by SgtHernandezGum September 22, 2017
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ride the red dragon 

a phrase for the consumption of 5 Hour Energy
Dude, you trying to ride the red dragon?

The Reluctant Dragon 

The best Disney movie on Earth with a running time of 28 min. The main character is a blue dragon who loves to write poetry. Other characters are Sir Gials(spelling?) and Boy. The Dragon and Sir Gials write poetry and become friends.
The Reluctant Dragon by Barqs October 9, 2004

puff the magic dragon 

smoke a bong or just go smoke weed
"were are we going?"
"bro wer gona puff the magic dragon ay"

The truck driver 

This is when you're banging your chick doggy style and switch from the snatch to her ass, we call this going from the main box to the brownie
I pulled the truck driver on Michelle last nite and she was pissed.
The truck driver by Larry Lowbed January 21, 2009

The Spider Drug 

Benadryl, named the spider drug because many users report see ing spiders and other scary hallucinations
Dude, tonight im going to try the spider drug and see how scary it is.

hammerification of the hot drops

ejaculate! -the jack hammering effect of the human 'butter churn'!
as he appreciated the 'aura' of one particular human, his mind eventually focused on the hammerification of the hot drops!!

the young human male was transfixed by the potential hammerification of the hot drops!!