Schrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Schrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

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Hungry Penis

when you're so turned on that your penis will do anything for some pussy or some ass.

"man look at that girl! she's giving me a Hungry Penis."

"That girl is making my penis hungry, dayumm!!!!"

by slicklizard!!! April 26, 2010

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Penis Goblin

A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.

You, sir, are a Penis Goblin.

by Morphine Child January 20, 2004

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Penis Face

A word to describe someone who has a face that looks like a penis.

Have you looked in the mirror lately, penis face?

by Jackson January 25, 2004

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Micro penis

A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.

A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.

by IronMikey April 3, 2023

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