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nap-sammy

The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.

Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.
We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.
by kurtwithakay September 16, 2020
mugGet the nap-sammymug.

nap-strapped

When baby fell asleep on you but you have a wearable baby carrier so he is wrapped up and ready to go.
I finally got my teething baby to sleep. I was nap-strapped so i still got the laundry into the dryer and started a new load.
by A&B CCC August 9, 2023
mugGet the nap-strappedmug.

suffocation nap

When you try and suffocate yourself or someone else with a pillow as a joke and they instead fall asleep
did you manage to suffocate that nerd John today?

Nah, the pillow didnt work. john just got a suffocation nap
by SICKPIGS April 22, 2023
mugGet the suffocation napmug.

Simp Nap

when youre depressed af so you go and take a nap so you wake up happy as fuck
"my grandma just died man, what should i do?"

" take a simp nap fam"
by mcmahonimal December 16, 2016
mugGet the Simp Napmug.

Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.
Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
mugGet the Have a good nap, Mr. President?mug.

company napping

When someone steals products or people from one's company.
I hope he gets caught for company napping us!
by Mani ville April 15, 2019
mugGet the company nappingmug.

Cube Nap

The act of taking a nap in your office cubical. One must sleep very lightly when partaking in said activity as to notice someone walking to their cube to ask them a question, or answer a phone call.
"Damn man, I was out all night. I'm gonna have to have a cube nap today."
by KingTotem December 31, 2009
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