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Italian Treadmill

Italian Treadmill is when you stop by the nearest supermarket to get an italian bread and a sixpack(beer) before pulling up to the pre-party.
sup bro, let's get an italian treadmill before we hit the bakken.
by Hørm n’ Øren September 11, 2020
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Italian Plum

An aggressive fat man, who uses too much hair gel.
The sun is beaming off this Italian Plum's dumb-cunt hair.
by Anti-Chriss September 16, 2020
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Gaping Italian

When you’re having anal sex and you shove spaghetti and boiling hot water inside her asshole and proceed to fuck it.
Just gave My girl the gaping Italian last night
by Cuntsandwich69 September 28, 2020
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italian house party

A funeral/wake held by or for Italian-Americans
Sorry to hear about your ma. She was a saint. When’s the Italian house party? I’ll send some flowers.
by om3rta September 29, 2020
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Italian

Fat ugly cunts who have hot mums. Their dads are also piss-weak faggots who are known to get absolutely tuned up by aboriginals dads.
Adam's an Italian cocksmoker
by pussyfartwhistle September 6, 2017
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italian milkdud

While in the 69 position (woman on top) you are fingering her asshole. At some point during the interlude she unknowingly dropps a small turd about the size of a milkdud candy in your mouth when you remove your finger from her asshole. This could work for any nationality, however, when it happened to me, she was of Italian heritage. Hence the Italian in the "italian milkdud"

To truly execute this in its purist form, your reaction when the milkdud hits your mouth, is to remove it , and toss it across the room, preferably hitting the wall. Immediately following this action, you reinsert your finger into her asshole and get back to eating the snatch as if nothing had ever happened.

JM
Yea man, I was with my girl last night, we started fooling around, and next thing ya know she gave me an Italian milkdud.
by Rod Von Muller September 27, 2017
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italian finger blasting

Finger blasting a woman while making Italian hand gestures.
Poppadi peppedi *Italian finger blasting gestures*
by Bobnos April 8, 2017
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