Retard Fart

Shard shitting your pants either by accident or not.

Dude, I think I just ripped a retard fart.

by jefferythegreat April 3, 2017

muffle fart

When someone holds toilet tissue against their ass in the restroom to stop excessive noise.

It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.

by Teflon72 December 31, 2013

smeagle fart

the act of farting so horrendous that it smells like raw fish and big foots dick covered in Rosie O'Donnell yeast from a smelly yeast infection resulting in a permanent smell stain on any object you have sat on.

erik smeagle farted in my room the other day. It still fucking smelled the next day where he was sitting

max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....

by igluedmyanus November 12, 2011

Mexican Fart

When you fart and a shit comes out, labelled this way because this event often happens after too much spicy food such as chili or tacos. (Can also be called an Indian fart)

Oh damn!! I think I just Mexican farted !!

by Lottydevil June 10, 2016

Samurai Fart

The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.

Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010

Fart Attack

A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.

Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!

by BarnacleBill November 15, 2010

Protein Fart

The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.

Beware of anyone with protein farts.

John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.

by DeathTaco February 8, 2010