Chef Dave

A god among men, the only person that is keeping me at this cursed private school.

CHEF DAVE WHOOO
CHEF DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022

Daving

The act of a male fingering their own asshole. Usually in the position with both legs in the air.

I walked into the room and caught Nathan, Daving.

I bet you were Daving all night long.

by Ted Longford October 2, 2020

Dave

Dave is always gay. prove me wrong.

Person 1: “OMG have you met my friend Dave yet”
Person 2: “no we’re is he?
*dave walks in*
Person 2:*thinking* is he gay?

by Piggliewink February 19, 2022

Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.

Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.

by Fort Dave June 1, 2018

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 30, 2020

Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

by lengerzbro June 12, 2022