Gen Alpha

The death of us all

Person 1: Chat I'm such a sigma chad w rizz skibidi person 💯
Person 2: I have no hopes for your generation..
Person 1: Bru shut up gen alpha is a w generation
Person 2: Your generation doesn't even know how to read let alone know the alphabet, what are you on about?
Person 1: You have no gyatt, you got L rizz, you're not an alpha, you got no jawline, and you built like caseoh. Now let me mew properly.
Person 2: I'm taking away that fucking iPad away from you

by 1MC00L3RTH4NY0U April 28, 2024

gen alpha

idiotic kids born between 2012-2025, though people tend to vary the range quite a bit. gen-alphas are the creators of trash jokes and memes that don’t make sense at all. for example, skibidi toilet. who’s laughing about singing heads coming out of toilets? are you literally retarded? get a life.
it’s very rare, but sometimes kids in this generation aren’t that bad. but it’s EXTREMELY rare.

gen alpha: omg im so sigma skibidi toilet im so much better than you i have the w rizz you have the l and fanum tax ohio sigma yes
actual human: are you mental?

by roikau July 7, 2024

Alpha Male

Said unironically by submissive femboys who want to be anally destroyed by oiled up BBC.

"I like men."
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*

by Afro-Chan January 17, 2024

Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha

one of those gen alpha people who's like 13-14 (as off 2025) and is just surrounded by brainrotted kids and somehow they're immune to any brainrot. Almost extinct and will probably die out eventually.

Guy: Yo do u think im one of those Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha guys

Guy 2: Ohio skibidi toilet rizz gyatt capybara sigma NPC bro thinks he’s in a movie unspoken rizz bing chilling nah he tweaking L + ratio goofy ahh bro got that dog in him 💀💀 corecore edit playing slowed reverbed Juice WRLD while staring at the ceiling Minecraft parkour in the background bro’s whole life is a POV TikTok filter

Guy: man shut the fu-

by TheLucasus12 March 10, 2025

Alpha

not you

Girl 1: "You will never be an alpha"
Girl 2: " Fucking beta's"

by lengbbg September 14, 2022

Gen Alpha

The new age of humans who are born from 2013 to current date and is famously known for watching ipads 24/7 everyday which is what we call ipad kids but they are also known for brainrot, brain rot is any media that has no meaning, looks like it was made for kids, and is stupid like skibidi toilet. Most people say that they have no meaning in life or they are the downfall to humanity, and they are so please stop this nonsense and start exterminating them(as a joke because if I meant that .... Welllllll)

Nah bro is that a gen Alpha kid?

Skibidi Ohio drizzler dun dun dun dun dun Baja !

Yeah, this new generation is not giving us a good future

Nether ender pearl, chicken trabaleho trabala!

by Badaboy88776@ April 25, 2025

alpha lapd

plays roblox A lot A guy that says E everytime he gets in a complicated situation and he says among us when he hears the word FUCK or SHIT

person 1: oh no, our table, it's broken
alpha lapd: E

by Sello1 April 25, 2022