Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!

Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

ate the whole table

what stupid roblox children say when they think someone did well at their game

"Omg stacy did so well in the beauty pageant, she legit ate the whole table"

by Medoh July 26, 2022

Table masterbation

A form of female masterbation in which the female uses the corner of a table to stimulate her vagina. Often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable

Yumi: He Dannie! I just caught Rose table masterbation to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay

by Davvy0839 August 1, 2022

National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022

Tables on bed

Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.

Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?

by Xingle June 24, 2022

Missed check table bingo

When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay

Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!

by BillyBSevenOne July 4, 2022