shaken but not stirred

Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).

Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.

by QuacksO July 29, 2017

Never ending story

When you grab that fresh pair of undies and later you find yo girls hair wrapped around yo nut sack or stuck in your butthole after a crap

Dude I took such a great crap and when I went to wipe I caught this hair that seemed to be the never ending story coming from my butthole and nut sack

by Njsurfer80 February 9, 2019

Never ending story

“Never Ending Story”

When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.

Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.

by Flaming hoe Cheeto February 26, 2019

A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

Best friend story

a bestfriend story- where you talk about how good he/she is to you , how you explain yall bond

who tryna be added in the best friend story where i talk bout my bestie

by mermaid102 February 24, 2020

Unpopular opinion story

The act of ranting about your opinions, not caring how other feel about it.

In my unpopular opinion story I will talk about ....

by Monite February 26, 2020

the city that never stirs

New York in the grip of the pandemic

Silent and empty, The City That Never Sleeps had swiftly become The City That Never Stirs.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020