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Steve

A release of a lethal toxic gas from the anus.
by pablomakaveli January 17, 2008
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A Steven Segal

A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.
by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005
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steve-o special

a name for a particular meal from fish 'n' chik i.e. fishcake, burger and chips otherwise known as a heart attack in a bag.
by ED WINCHESTER May 15, 2003
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Stevenizing

When you don't want to hang out with your friends as much as they do.
Person 1: Hey bro, do you want to hang out?
Person 2: No man, I got to wash my car.
Person 1: That won't take all day...
Person 2: Yeah but I got other things to do
Person 1: STOP STEVENIZING!
by AppleCiderVinegar July 13, 2009
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Steve Job

This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.
"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"
by Trevdagger's Ticklemonster November 19, 2013
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Steve

A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person. A man of honor, strength and dignity. A soul mate and trusted friend. Once he claims your heart, you will never stop loving him. Belongs with a Jenessa
yeah that's my best friend Steve.
#loyalty#honor#strength#best friend#dignity#devotion
Steve is a cool guy
by Johnnas June 16, 2017
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steven

he’s the sweet funny guy. has blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. on the shorter side, but his personality makes up for it. makes you feel like your the most special girl on the planet. he is that one guy u can’t get out of your head. the guy who keeps you up at nite. steven is the best cuddler wraps his arm around you and makes you feel so safe. not afraid to tell you how he feels and such a gentleman. i love steven so much
did you tell steven your in love with him yet?
by the girl who’s in love January 6, 2019
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