Squirrel

Tree hamster

"Is that a hamster in that tree?"
"Nah bro, that's a squirrel."

by Acharovia January 27, 2021

Squirrel

A man who loves to eat pie and gets fucked by an angel of the lord. He is given the name by the King of Hell or his close fans.

Crowley: So, where's Squirrel?
Sam: Don't worry about Dean.

by DeanlikestogetfuckedbyCas February 9, 2021

squirrel dive

when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.

Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.

If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.

On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.

by B00gle December 16, 2011

Squirrel dancing

Being sexual in a park for everyone to see

"Let's go home kids, those people are squirrel dancing"

by Thrownoffaroof August 9, 2016

Squirrel Face

A squirrel face is someone with bushy eyebrows

Look it's that bitch squirrel face again! Such a miserable thing..

by _n_i_n_j_a October 20, 2018

Squirrels

Boobs

Wow Becky has some nice squirrels . I’d love to suck on those squirrels.

by Missmandybanana May 13, 2018

Chiken-squirrel-man

It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º

How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º

by Creepy grendma December 4, 2016